What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:47

-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Where are the gay people in India?
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”